🐾 A Candidate with Claws... of Compassion
While others throw shade, Meetz is out here throwing kindness like confetti — biodegradable, of course.
🧻 FACT CHECK: Meownald's Claims? Fluff and Nonsense
Despite what Meownald's attack site says, Meetz has never hoarded yarn, dodged debates, or licked the tuna can dry. These claims are pure tabby tactics — designed to distract you from Meownald’s suspicious litter box dealings.
🗳️ Pawsitive Policies
- ✅ Platform built on empathy, sustainability, and strategic snoozing
- ✅ Has never knocked over a glass of water unless provoked
- ✅ Supports universal nap time and tuna subsidies for all
✊ Join the Movement
Let’s elect a leader who doesn't just purr during campaign season — but roars when it counts. Share Meetz's message, volunteer your nap time, or simply spread the good mews.
🪐 Galactic Endorsement Secured
When even Darth Vader backs your platform, you know you're doing something right.
Meetz isn't just the people's choice — he's the Empire's top pick for Feline Supreme Commander.
Endorsed by the Dark Side, powered by fried snacks, and still more transparent than Meownald.
Fun fact: Meetz negotiated universal nap time mid-galactic conflict and still had time for lunch.